Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Cheney Admits wrong doing, Goes on rampage


No, no I'am just yanking your Cheney. Dick #2 finally admitted today that he shot his 78 year old lawyer friend with a spray of birdshot to the upper body. "You can't blame anybody else. I'm the guy who pulled the trigger and shot my friend",Cheney conceded. It's not every day the vice president of the united states blows a guy away with a shot gun. It's reported that at the time of the shooting Cheney knarled his lip, began to foam at the mouth, mutter somthing about freedom then fired away. Yes it was an accident but how do we know this guy didn't vote democrat in the last election? Lets just hope Wolf Blitzer doesent spend too much time on this story.

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